(Comedians' World)
Hello, everyone.
I'm Jeong Beomgyun of Comedian's World.
There are many types of comedians in Korea.
What kind of world do handsome
and pretty comedians live in?
Let's see the world of attractive comedians.
Sora!
Sora.
Geunji.
Why are you here?
Are you going to get married?
What kind of person is he?
He's the opposite of you.
Sora!
Honey.
What the...
You dumped me for this guy?
What does he have that I don't?
- Hold on... / - What is it?
Stop it!
Get off him!
He's different from you.
I can lean on him.
Do you know how comfortable this is?
Is that it?
No. He listens to what I say too!
Sora, let me talk.
Who do you think you are?
- Go back in. / - Okay.
Saw that? Now go.
Sora.
I love you.
You don't have the right to say that.
Remember what you did to me?
Fine! Hit me all you want until you feel better!
But afterwards, come back to me.
Be happy.
I still want to hit you more.
Be happy.
Be happy for 100 years!
I have to hit you more!
Geunji!
Those were the attractive comedians.
How about ambiguous comedians
that aren't too attractive or ugly?
Their comedy is all about effort and more effort.
Let's see the world of comedians that try hard.
Min!
Where's Min? Min!
Hey.
What is this?
Are you really going to get married?
Yes I am!
I don't know what kind of guy he is
but have a good life!
Wait!
Before you go, give me back the gold bracelet
and gold necklace I gave you.
I knew you'd be cheap like this.
- I already brought them. / - Okay.
- The gold necklace. / - Yeah.
And the gold bracelet. Take it.
And take the gold bracelet.
- Where are they? / - I gave them to you.
Where'd they go?
You didn't have to rip my jacket!
Fine. I'll sell these and buy a new one.
Min, it's almost time for the wedding...
Jaeuk...
Beomgyun.
What is this?
You're the groom?
I'm sorry.
Hey...
You're my best friend. How could you?
How could you do this to me?
What the...
That's why I drew one on.
Are you messing with me?
Are you messing with me, you jerk?
What the...
That's why I drew hair on.
This is so strange!
- That's it... / - Let's go, Min.
- Let's go. / - Let's get married.
You're dead...
- This wedding is over! / - Calm down!
- What is it? / - I'll end this wedding...
- This wedding... / - Stop it! Stop it!
- Cancel the wedding! / - Stop it!
Say that the wedding is cancelled!
Fine, fine! It's cancelled!
You should've said so earlier.
Min, he said it's cancelled...
So you can marry me...
Isn't this the Emerald Hall?
That's right. Want to marry me?
No. Congratulations, Beomgyun.
I'll pay a lot of gift money.
- No, you get married. / - I'll pay a lot.
- Want to marry me? / - Live a happy life.
Those were the comedians that try hard.
Dang it...
Lastly, we have big comedians.
What if they acted out the previous situation?
Let's see the world of big comedians.
Minkyung!
Why are you here?
I have something to confirm with you.
The buffet is on the 3rd floor.
I already know that!
Anyway...
Are you really going to get married?
Yeah.
It's all over once you walk through that door.
The officiator is 20m away.
Can you walk there without taking a break?
My dad can help me get there.
You're a terrible daughter.
And that's not all.
Can you stay standing for 30 minutes
during the wedding?
I'll lean on the groom.
Are you going to kill 2 people just for your wedding?
Don't be like that. Leave with me.
Get off me!
Why are you being like this now?
Why?
- Why? Why? Why? / - Minkyung...
- Why? Why? Why? / - Minkyung, Minkyung...
Minkyung, it's time for the wedding.
You...
I told you not to see Minkyung anymore.
Minkyung.
What is it about him that you like?
Hwekyung...
He owns a barbecue restaurant.
But still!
Look how skinny he is.
I bet he could order 10 servings of meat
but can't even finish 1 serving.
That's why I'm seeing him.
We'll start the wedding soon.
I'll change!
I'll change, Minkyung!
Let's go, Minkyung.
Wait.
Then let me ask you one last question.
Yeah.
There's a fried chicken.
A drumstick and a wing.
What would you give me?
The drumstick! It has more meat!
You should've offered both.
Let's go, honey.
I'll give you the wing too!
The neck and all the pieces!
Yeonggil!
Minkyung!
Yeonggil...
Minkyung!
I'm going to eat these!
(Let It Be)
I'm the eldest son in my family
and my mom told me this.
She said to study hard and
become a successful person.
She said it would be good to become
a doctor, judge or lawyer.
She wanted me to become a professional.
Mom, I already am.
- Here. / - Yes.
Professional copier, professional copier...
I'm so tired of making copies.
Another paper jam...
Take one of these.
Here.
To see how qualified the bosses are
they want us to write any complaints about them.
It's anonymous so be honest.
I wrote down all the complaints I've had so far.
Turn it in anonymously...
One person at a time.
Looks like you're done.
Give it to me.
So many!
What about you, Pylgeun?
I have none.
So only you have complaints, Eunyoung.
I'll go turn this in.
This wasn't anonymous so I'll be...
Expelled, expelled...
I'm the only one in the company to fill this out.
It's a revolution. Wow.
- Good morning! / - What the...
The sun is warm today and the wind is cool!
I'm in such a great mood
and I'm in the best condition!
Good morning!
My body feels so heavy.
- And I don't want to work. / - What's with you?
Conditioned reflex, conditioned reflex...
Have you ever seen someone so pathetic?
Reflect.
- Want to die? / - I reflect that too.
I went camping with my friends last weekend.
We grilled some meat
and drank beer.
After rotting away at work every day
being out camping like this is healing me.
How nice!
Look who it is!
Eunyoung, you're camping here too?
Let's have a drink.
This isn't healing. This is a...
Killing camp, killing camp...
We talked all night long...
About work.
Remember your complaints from last time?
Is this what I'm like?
Life is so boring.
Every day is the same.
I'm going on a business trip to the U.S.
- I'm in a great mood! / - I haven't left yet!
Conditioned reflex, conditioned reflex...
You're coming with me on the business trip!
I'm going to die.
Should I go alone?
I'm so happy!
Let's go together.
I'll go alone.
Everyone, hang in there.
Everyone, smile.
Even if you're tired and down, smile.
(Bad Mothers)
These kids were gambling in school?
It's time for the mothers to get here.
Teacher, are you there?
Hello, Sangeun's mom.
- Have a seat here. / - Hello.
Yes...
I'm sorry to call you in when you're busy.
- No. / - She has a drama shoot...
Manager Yu.
So why did you call me in?
Sangeun was caught gambling in school.
No way!
Teacher.
Do you know what will happen if you're out of line?
Me? I can destroy a person easily.
What are you doing?
This is...
A murderous laugh.
Why would you do that here?
He won't die.
Sit down. That's not what's important.
- Sangeun was gambling in school! / - Stop!
I don't want to hear about Sangeun.
Thinking of Sangeun gets me so hot and angry!
- So hot... / - But Sangeun...
- He's not usually like this. / - I'm hot!
Why so... Why did you take that down?
What are you doing?
This is a photo shoot.
Why would you do that here?
Check if there's a nude photo shoot.
- Nobody wants to see that! / - Yes.
- Method. / - Geez...
Go have a seat.
Next is Yungi's mom.
Kiyul, I'm here.
It's your first love.
Please stop. People will misunderstand.
I have a girlfriend.
It doesn't matter.
You'll end up breaking up.
Why? We're going to see a movie later.
Listen up. I'll tell you.
You'll watch a movie with your girlfriend.
When a racy scene comes on, she'll be like...
"I can't watch this!"
And after seeing her do that you'll say, "How cute!"
And you'll cover her eyes for her.
Your girlfriend will say, "Let's break up!
Why would she say that?
Because she was watching!
Why would you enjoy this for yourself?
Why just you?
My girlfriend doesn't like stuff like that.
- But you'll still break up. / - Why?
The movie started.
Then your girlfriend will start eating popcorn.
You don't eat any but
it makes you full just seeing her eat.
But after your girlfriend finishes the popcorn...
"Let's break up!"
Why?
You should've stopped her from eating!
One tub of popcorn is a lot of calories!
That's okay. Since she drank diet coke.
That's nonsense!
Geez...
My girlfriend doesn't gain weight.
You'll still break up.
Why?
You left the theater.
Your girlfriend suddenly asks to go to the bathroom
and you offer to hold her bag.
Then your girlfriend will say, "Let's break up!"
For offering to hold her bag?
It's because there are cigarettes in here.
If your girlfriend has a pouch this big in her bag.
It's guaranteed.
- Do you have any? / - No! You smell like cigarettes.
I have some!
What are you doing?
Please quiet down.
- Next is Hyeoncheol's mom. / - Teacher!
Goodness.
Schools are well-made these days.
- Teacher. / - Yes.
I saw some kids drawing on my way here.
There's a reward for the sketch contest.
I used to have a reward on my head.
Prison guard.
Unshackle me for the counseling.
Don't try anything or you'll get a longer sentence.
Don't worry about it.
Go ahead.
Hyeoncheol was gambling in school.
What?
My boy would never do that!
I'll trash this school today!
That's one more year.
I'd better stomp the trash.
That way you can fit more.
The principal set the guideline this year that
students that cause trouble should be suspended.
I have no choice but to suspend all three kids...
- Starting today. / - What?
They got caught for gambling yesterday.
The law can't apply retroactively from something
in the past and can only be valid for
something established afterwards.
Don't you know the principle of
non-retroactivity of law?
Do you know what happens if you don't go by this?
What?
You'll be on the same free meal plan
paid by the country as I am.
Why do you keep talking about your world?
I've tried my hardest to counsel the boys.
But it's no use! Especially Sangeun.
He won't say anything.
Sangeun's mom, why is Sangeun like this?
I don't really know.
Don't say you don't know.
Think about it.
What are you doing?
This is "The Golden Bell Challenge."
- It's okay! It's okay! / - I'm sorry.
It's okay!
(Nami and Bungbung)
They're back in 2015.
Nami and Bungbung!
When it's night again...
I don't want to be alone.
- Hey, Bungbung. / - What?
I went to a trip with the comedians on the weekend.
I ended up drinking too much.
So I went to the room and went to sleep first.
Then Seo Taehun came to the room I was in.
- Taehun did? / - Yeah!
Then what?
I was so nervous that I pretended to be asleep.
Taehun's face came closer to mine.
Did he...
Kiss you?
He drew on me.
Hey.
You look a lot prettier.
- How is this prettier? / - Just go around like this.
How is this prettier? Hey!
- Sangho. / - Yeah.
There's a girl I like.
She's going to come by here later.
- Pretend to be a thug. / - A thug?
So I'll pop out, take you down and...
- Tell her my feelings. / - Okay, got it.
- Help me out. / - Don't worry.
Here she comes!
Here she comes.
Hey, miss. Hold it!
You're just my type.
How about having some fun with me tonight?
Okay. Sure.
- Let's go. / - Hey!
- Somi! / - A pervert!
Pervert!
Leave my girl alone.
- You jerk! / - Break it up!
It's the time you love! Bungbung time!
Couples love each other for a long time.
Singles want to find someone this year.
- Hey! / - This year...
Stop singing songs like this.
- Why? / - You should find love too.
Geez...
Fine.
I've had my eye on someone.
My ideal type is here right now.
You say that every episode.
- Who is it? / - For real this time.
Who is it? You'd better get him this time.
- Yeah. / - Where is he?
- Who is it? / - The guy in front.
Who?
- Plaid? / - Plaid shirt?
Sorry but...
Can you please stand up? He's handsome.
Please stand.
Just pretend this is an exorcism.
Nami has something to tell you.
- He's handsome. / - Yes.
I've had my eye on you.
You're my ideal type.
So I prepared something.
I'll throw it to you.
If you can't catch it, you have to date me.
Hey.
Did you bring a chestnut bur or something?
- It's a chestnut bur. / - Come on!
How can he catch that?
- He can not catch it and date me! / - That stings!
How can someone catch that?
- Here. I'm going to throw it. / - Hold on...
Throw that? You're forcing him!
Here. 1, 2, 3.
He didn't catch it!
He caught it.
- No, no! / - That's too bad.
You're a bad person!
(Tour Guides)
Owner.
I'm angry! I want a refund!
Why are you so angry?
Listen up. The guide was great.
But her personality...
And the way she spoke...
And most importantly...
I'm angry about that! I want a refund!
What made him so angry?
I'd better ask the guide.
Eunyoung.
It's fine that you had a drink with the tourists
on the last night of the tour.
But why did you start choking the woman
in front of you in the middle of drinking?
What is this?
What are you doing?
You didn't choke her?
Sit down?
She ordered too many bar snacks!
She could order some bar snacks.
That doesn't mean you should've choked her.
And as the guide, you should've
taken them back to their lodging.
Where did you disappear to?
This again?
Something bad happened?
Cola?
You got wasted!
Why did you drink until you got wasted?
A guide should be responsible until the end...
What is it?
Alcoholic!
Go get sober!
Geez... Not a single proper guide.
This is driving me nuts.
What's this sound?
Excuse me.
Are you hiring guides?
Not this guy again.
We're not hiring so leave.
I got my makeup done for 3 hours
to have this interview.
I also waited 5 days for this outfit
to be sent from China.
Okay, so leave.
I want a job as a guide.
I told you no when you came last week.
That's why I lived like this for a week.
You can remove your makeup and get it done again.
Not anyone can do this makeup.
A Chinese makeup artist from Jilin, China
came and did this makeup for me.
She went to China and she's not back yet.
Leave if you're going to lie.
I'm telling the truth.
For a week at home...
I did the dishes...
Did the recycling...
I did the recycling on this day
for the apartment complex.
So you tried this hard all this time?
Yes. I must become a guide.
Being a guide isn't easy.
You have to walk around all day.
You need a lot of energy.
I have confidence in my energy.
I get personal training every day and
do cardio as well.
You tried this hard to become a guide?
Yes!
Okay, so leave!
How futile!
Not a single normal person!
(Stubborn)
Hello.
Now that's it's summer,
I'm going to watch a horror movie to cool off.
Good-bye.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! / - What? What? What?
You can't watch a horror movie at home.
You'll get a complaint if you get scared.
Yeah, yeah. Come at me!
What are you talking about?
You can't watch a horror movie at home.
If you talk, the neighbors will get startled.
Yeah, yeah. I'm going to the senior citizen center.
I'm good at watching horror movies.
- I don't know about that. / - Yeah.
You can't. If you scream while you watch the movie,
you'll scare the next door neighbors.
Yeah, yeah. You'll scare them.
You shouldn't fight. You shouldn't rush.
And you're just dumb.
What are you saying?
What was that?
- I don't know about that! You can't. / - Yeah.
Think about it.
If you get shocked while watching the movie like this...
- You'll destroy the apartment. / - Yeah.
- It'll collapse. / - So if I... Look.
If I watch a horror movie and go,
"Goodness, that startled me!" Because of that
the apartment will collapse.
It'll be on the news like,
"This is where the apartment collapsed.
The cause of the accident was from
Song Pylgeun watching a horror movie.
We'll hear from the apartment security guard now.
Why did this happen?"
"I don't know about that.
You can't shoot the news here."
"We should really reconsider people over
100kg watching horror movies.
This has been KBS News..."
- Are you insane? / - Insane.
- You are insane! / - What are you saying?
- You said so yourself! / - That was a mistake!
Stop it already!
Do you think I lived to be 100 to see this?
What are you doing?
The security guard is telling you to watch
a horror movie.
No, he's telling me not to.
Right. He's telling you not to
and you want to watch one.
I want to watch one...
- And he's telling me not to. / - He's telling you...
This is confusing to death...
Someone's here.
What are you talking about? I don't see anyone.
You don't? I can't either.
I'm going to have a yogurt drink.
Where's the straw?
He must be here for me.
No, no! I'm not confused.
I live my life really easily.
- So you should be able to answer easily. / - Sure.
Who do you like more? Your mom or dad?
My mom.
Your son or your daughter?
My daughter.
Black bean noodles or spicy seafood noodles?
No, no, no!
I really live my life easily!
I...
See these walnuts?
I don't crack them with a hammer.
I do it easily.
I use a penny.
Just put it in the end...
And twist!
- Goodness... / - I live an easy life.
That's not all.
See this garlic clove? I'll make it easy.
Put the garlic cloves in...
- Put them in. / - Right.
What are you doing?
Put a lid on...
I shake it up!
Just shake it up...
Just like that.
See?
The garlic came out.
This is how easily I live.
And that's not all.
This is a hardboiled egg. Watch.
Crack the bottom...
And the top...
- What are you doing? / - The bottom...
Taking the shell off the top and bottom?
Just the top and bottom.
It's simple.
- Just blow on it. / - That?
Grab it and...
See? It worked.
I live my life easily.
See? Go, go! Bye!
How did the egg pop out like that?
If the egg didn't pop out
he would've disappeared.
What do you mean by that?
I don't know about that!
- No horror movies. / - Wooil!
- Seongdong! / - Hey!
- Seongdong. / - What?
- You got some packages. / - Goodness.
- I ordered them from a used site. / - Yeah.
It's a vibrating massager.
I got one for you too!
- You're so thoughtful. / - Of course.
They're both bricks.
You got scammed. You should be careful.
Anyway, what's that?
- I get scared easily. / - Yeah.
So I'll watch a horror movie
and I'll build up my courage.
That sounds good.
A horror movie is great for building courage.
- Thanks. / - Enjoy the movie.
Bye.
Geez...
- What was that? / - What?
Why is it okay for him but not me?
He gets scared easily.
Then you get scared too.
Don't just eat all the time.
Get scared? Geez...
- Mister. / - Yeah.
Let's not get angry all the time.
- Let's laugh and talk. / - What are you saying?
Try laughing.
Isn't this nice?
- I even brought a gift for you. / - What is it?
This is raspberry wine.
It's great for men.
Your wife will like this more than you.
I'm still a bachelor.
- He's unmarried. / - I have no use for it!
Then I'll give you something else.
What?
This is really rare...
- What is it? / - I bought it overseas.
There's only one in Korea. A statue.
So many...
No!
Please, mister! I really wanted to see this movie!
- You want to see it that badly? / - Yes!
You should've said so sooner.
He said it 100 times.
Okay, okay.
Watch your horror movie.
Thank you.
But! Become possessed first
so that you don't get scared.
- Geez... / - That's very reasonable.
Who becomes possessed
just to watch a horror movie?
Wooil!
Seongdong.
Wooil...
What is this?
I'm going to watch a horror movie.
- I should become possessed to do that. / - Right.
Very good, Seongdong.
- Sir. / - Yeah.
I know you feel weak these days.
Have some of this for some energy.
Thanks.
You shouldn't have...
What is this?
- Abalone congee. / - Yes.
Come on!
I said congee! Not die!
You can't show up for this!
Go!
Go back!
- Leave, Grim Reaper! / - Stop it!
My ears are killing me.
No, no! My ears don't hurt.
You can pull on my ears and they don't hurt.
- It won't hurt if I pull on your ear? / - Nope.
Then let me pull.
You're right.
Are you in pain?
Arirang...
I was singing. It doesn't hurt at all.
And that's not all...
I don't use my hands when I change
the water on the water purifier.
- With my ears! / - That?
I just hang this on my ears...
Arirang...
Like that...
I did it!
Amazing.
And that's not all!
I can pull you guys on a sled with my ears!
- What is it? / - Get on.
You go to an amusement park.
Go to an amusement park.
I hang these on my ears...
(Atomic Pride)
Hello, viewers. I'm Kim Kiyul of Atomic Pride.
If you type in Atomic Pride in the search engine
the first related search term
is "Atomic Pride is super boring."
This is the atomic pride of the netizens!
They're saying it's boring when it's not.
Look at you all.
I know you're all happy to see me
but you're pretending that you aren't.
Right?
No response... What a mess...
This kind of pointless men's pride shows up
differently before and after marriage.
We'll show you when a man is dating.
Atomic Pride on Gag Concert is funny.
- I think Kim Kiyul is the funniest. / - Yeah.
Honey, my back itches.
- Your back? / - Scratch it for me.
- Here? / - That's nice.
Next is for a married man.
Wow...
- Gag Concert is funny these days. / - Yeah.
Why do they keep showing that unfunny Kim Kiyul?
Why? He's funny at times.
Honey, my back itches.
Where?
Higher.
- Here? / - Higher. Scratch it properly.
What are you doing?
That stinks!
Oh, right.
My friends were supposed to call.
Where's my phone?
Try calling me.
- Hold on. / - Where's my phone?
Here it is.
- Found it? / - Yeah.
Oh, right.
Yungi's mom was supposed to call me.
Where'd I put my phone? Honey, try calling me.
Hold on.
What's your phone number?
You don't even know my number?
- Geez! / - That hurt!
- Honey, let me see your phone. / - Here.
My photo is your background image.
It gives me strength when I'm down.
Let me see your phone.
Why?
Give it.
Hey.
My photo is your background image.
Yeah.
It gives me strength when I'm down.
Really?
If I can put up with you, I can do anything in life!
Geez!
- Stop hitting me! / - Geez!
- Honey. / - Yeah?
Get under the covers.
Oh, come on.
- Come here. / - Come on!
Get under the covers.
Oh, come on.
Come here.
It smells like fart!
You must be crazy!
There's still some left.
There's some left!
Come here!
This is what I meant.
A married man's pointless pride.
I'm at the age to get married now.
Does my family ask when I'll get married?
My family asks me,
"When are you ever going to be funny?"
Mom, I guess I failed today too.
Moving on, men's atomic pride shows up
when talking on the street.
The professor is such a pain.
- Yeah. / - You buy dinner.
- You buy coffee. / - You pay.
You buy coffee then.
Hello, Giyeong.
- Hey, Huiwon. / - Hi.
- Done with class? / - Yes, I'm on my way home.
- Let's get dinner some time. / - Sure.
Who is that?
A junior in my department.
What's her deal?
I think she likes you.
I'm 100% sure.
- Right? / - Yeah.
- You guys think so too, right? / - Yeah.
I think she likes me a bit.
- Try to get her. / - Should I get her?
Hey, I got no plans today. Want to get dinner?
- What? / - Want to get dinner today?
I have homework today so I can't.
What are you doing on the weekend?
I have plans with friends.
Then let's get dinner after class on a weekday.
- Sounds good? / - On the weekday...
- I have a part-time job so I can't. / - A job?
Then I'll wait until you get off work
and we can get drinks. Doesn't that sound fun?
My dad will be waiting so I can't.
Then on the next, next week...
- Let's watch a movie. / - I already saw it.
You did?
There's this good restaurant I know.
Want to go there?
- I can't eat that. / - You can't?
I didn't even tell her what they serve.
- Then next month... / - Giyeong.
My bus is coming. See you next time.
- Where do you live? / - I don't!
Oh, so you don't live.
You were totally mine if the bus didn't show up.
Wow!
Casanova!
I'm Jang Giyeong!
Geez...
Moving on, men's atomic pride
shows up more clearly when we see
the difference between men and women.
This is for women on a trip.
Somi.
Isn't it nice for just us girls to take a trip?
Yeah, totally.
- We should get some wine. / - Definitely.
This one. It'll liven up the mood.
- Let's get drunk. / - Let's go.
Next is for men.
It's nice to be on a trip with girls.
Buy booze.
But...
The girls can't drink soju.
Only buy soju.
One box!
No, two boxes.
Next is for women.
- Somi. / - Yeah?
Did you drink a lot last night?
I drank a ton.
Oh, right.
I saw your older brother last night.
- Really? / - He's so handsome.
I'd like to meet a guy like that.
My brother already has a girlfriend.
What a shame...
Next time.
Next is for men.
Drink a lot last night?
A little bit.
I saw your younger sister at the bar last night.
- She got really pretty. / - She's not for you!
I didn't say anything.
This has been Atomic Pride. Thank you.
(Wiggle Wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey, Sanghun.
Yeah?
Did you see what's hot on the internet these days?
Huh?
What's hot?
Wiggle Wiggle.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Yeonggil.
Want to go on a blind date?
Is she prettier than you?
Hey.
Lower your standards.
Sanghun.
We should get on our knees.
Why?
We should admit our wrongdoings
and apologize to the women.
What did we do wrong?
We made them wait for us for a week.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow.
What's that?
Is that herbal medicine?
Isn't it too bitter?
I'll give you some candy.
No need.
My lips...
Are sweeter!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
(I'm a Killer)
- Mr. Song. / - Yes, sir.
It's nice to be at this folk village.
But I heard that the people after my position
have hired killers.
Don't worry, sir. I'll protect you.
I trust you, Mr. Song.
- We're... / - Brothers...
And killers.
Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We have... / - The best...
Teamwork.
We'll approach him pretending
to be in a palanquin parade...
Use this poison that's fatal to the touch...
Spray it on him and finish him.
Let's do this.
Let's go, boys!
Heave-ho!
We failed.
Mr. Song.
Isn't that a palanquin?
Let's see...
What?
Here they are. Two hair whorls.
You're a funny guy.
Eat up, sir.
I'm also a killer.
My mission today is to pretend to do a mortar event
and finish him off.
Here I go.
Sir.
- What's this? / - Would you like to...
- Try using a mortar? / - Sounds like fun.
I got him.
- What is this? / - Here...
I'll add one thing at a time.
Crush some rice.
Rice...
Crush some adzuki beans.
Adzuki beans...
- Lastly... / - Yes.
- Crush this. / - Wait, wait!
What's this?
- A bean. / - A bean?
Why is it so big?
It's been soaked in water.
Isn't it a bit too big even if it's been soaked?
This is strange.
Then I'll add some corn.
- Corn? / - Here you go.
Wait, wait!
This is corn?
All I see are leaves. This corn is strange.
It'll become powder if you crush it.
I think we'll all become powder if I do.
No! Get that out of here!
I failed.
What was that? Why are you glaring?
- Mr. Song. / - Yes.
How do I crush that?
How did you gain so much weight?
- You're a funny guy. / - Yes.
I'm a killer.
I'll lure him towards the well and finish him off.
Here I go.
I need some water.
Oops.
Something precious fell out of my top.
I wish someone would help me.
It looks like she's asking me.
What is it?
- Something precious fell in. / - Want me to help?
- Thank you. / - Is that it?
- It's this. / - I see. I'll help you.
Here you go.
- Are you okay? / - I'm okay.
I'm okay. I got it.
- You're okay? You got it? / - Yes.
Come on out.
What is that?
Something precious fell out of my top.
That's nothing to brag about!
I failed.
Hey.
What the...
I'm envious.
Of what? Envious of what?
Get out of here!
Mr. Song.
What were you doing?
Some weird woman came and spoke to me!
I'm sorry.
Why you...
That was so soulless. You're like a machine.
You have no humanity.
But I have rice cake.
This is why I like you.
Thank you.
- We're... / - Brothers...
And killers...
Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We won't... / - Fail...
This time.
We'll distract him with a mask dance...
Take this rice cake covered in poison powder...
And switch it with his rice cake to finish him.
Let's do this.
Play the music!
Yeah!
- Yeah! / - Why did you do this again?
Goodness...
We failed.
Mr. Song, don't you think some noble
cried out and died over there?
- It's just your imagination. / - I see.
There's dust in the air.
That fatty is good with his words.
This time, I'll let him play a traditional instrument
and finish him off.
- Sir. / - Yes.
Shall I teach you the haegeum?
Goodness, a haegeum...
- Sounds like fun. / - I got him.
Wow...
- I don't know how to play this. / - Here...
- How do I play this? / - Do what I do.
- Really? How? / - Here...
Wait.
This haegeum and yours look very different.
The sound is killer on this one.
I think it's not the sound that will kill me.
Does this even make a sound?
You're making that sound with your mouth.
Here I go.
Wait!
Don't! Get that out of here!
Then...
- What's that? / - Play this gong.
That's a gong?
Should I hit it? Should I?
Well, I won't!
I failed.
Bringing strange things...
Mr. Song, was that a gong?
Stop whining, pig.
- Okay. / - Yes.
I won't fail twice.
This time, I'll pretend to have a traditional wedding,
approach him and finish him. Here I go.
Would you like to experience a traditional wedding?
I should since I won't get married in real life.
Thank you.
Here.
How nice.
- We'll have drinks. / - No...
Not that.
I want to pass the jujube mouth to mouth.
- Drink first. / - No, I want to do this.
- Dang it... / - I want to do this.
Did you just say, "Dang it?"
- No. / - You didn't?
- Here I go. / - Yes.
- Wait. / - What is it?
What are you doing?
Why are you drinking?
- Here I go. / - Yes.
Wait!
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Just do it.
Okay. Hurry up.
- Dang it! / - Hey!
Come on!
Hey!
You'll get drunk.
Let's do this!
Forget this! Let's go!
What are you...
- Get over here! / - What are you doing?
Come at me! Come at me!
Come where?
What the... No...
- Let's kiss. / - Mr. Song, we should run!
What the...
(Stockholm Syndrome)
Yunho.
Ta-da! I bought sunglasses.
- Don't you think I'll look pretty? / - Yes...
Give me a break.
Why put on sunglasses?
It's dark.
How is it dark?
Your future looks dark.
It's dark.
Get to work, you freeloaders!
- Put the money in the bag! / - Get back to work.
Save me! Save me!
- Why are you telling me? / - Over here!
Put the money in the bag!
She'll get suspicious if I don't pick up.
Keep your mouths shut.
Hey, mom.
Yeah.
Where am I?
I'm visiting my friend in the army.
Salute. Private Jeong Yunho.
You don't believe me?
- Act. / - Excuse me?
I said to act!
Excuse me?
Salute!
Private Lee Suji has a visitor!
Salute!
I got to go, mom.
Hey.
I told you to act. Why can't you understand me?
Excuse me?
That acting was great.
There's always someone in the army
that doesn't understand orders.
What the...
You didn't understand me just now again.
- Yes. / - Down on all fours.
How can you respond if you didn't understand?
And you!
Yes?
Your acting was great!
"Salute!" This?
No.
Psy coming back to the army. It was great!
Hey.
How do you look exactly like Psy?
How is this the same?
Psy, please autograph my shirt!
You keep surprising me!
Amazing.
You don't have to worry today.
When this is over the reporters will say,
"We'll interview the only survivor."
This is you.
- Thank you! / - I'm so envious.
She'll go nuts if I don't pick up.
Hey, honey.
Me?
Where am I? I'm at Dongdaemun.
Pick, pick. Pick some clothes.
You don't believe me?
Miss, come look at some clothes.
You're Japanese?
These clothes look great.
You're Chinese?
It's cheap!
See? I have to..
Hold on. I got to go.
Hey!
Where were you running off to?
I wasn't running away.
Then what?
- I'll go look around more. / - Don't do that!
Down on all fours!
He caught me.
- And you. / - Yes?
- You! / - Yes?
Your acting was great!
- Thank you. / - Hey.
How? A lot of people know some Japanese
but how are you so good at Chinese too?
I used to work part-time at a call center.
What did you do?
Sir, your account passcode has been leaked
so you have to send us $5,000.
I've gotten a call like this before.
Down on all fours.
I'm robbing banks because I got scammed
by voice phishing!
He has a story...
"Pick, pick..." That was you?
I'm pretty good.
You were terrible.
How can you sell clothes like that?
Watch. Speak in a low voice.
Pick, pick. Pick some clothes.
What's the key point?
Stomp your foot to the rhythm.
Pick, pick. Pick some clothes.
2 for $2, 4 for $4.
That's important too.
2 for $2, 4 for $4. It's the same thing!
But people swarm to you when they hear that.
How about this?
Hey, hey, hey!
Last minute sale!
Like that.
Your acting was great!
Wow.
You don't have to worry today.
Your mom won't cry from watching the news today.
- Down on all fours. / - Why?
That's my line!
- You'd better watch yourself today! / - I'm sorry!
- Why? / - Later, the doctors will say...
"Scalpel.
I found the bullet!"
Lying down. That's you.
Don't shoot me!
Oh, no!
- Hey. / - What is it?
My girlfriend wants to video chat.
We're in Dongdaemun!
- Dongdaemun... / - Dongdaemun...
Hey, honey.
I'm in Dongdaemun. Look.
Sir, this is the asking price
but I'll give it to you for this.
I'm in Dongdaemun.
Why is Psy at Dongdaemun?
No!
Psy has an event on the first floor.
Gangnam style!
Okay. Why am I in Dongdaemun?
- Why am I... / - To buy socks.
I'm here to buy socks.
Right now...
See?
I'm here to buy socks.
See the mannequin leg?
Why is the mannequin's leg hairy?
No!
- There's no hair! / - There is.
There's no hair on the mannequin's leg.
Hey, hey!
Wait!
I'm sorry.
What was that sound?
Psy's fans are screaming and going nuts.
I have to go watch him perform. Bye.
Got to go.
Geez...
Wow...
Hey!
That was great!
Thank you!
- Not you two. / - What?
You.
- What? / - You were great having your hair torn out!
- Me? / - How are you so good acting like that?
Even yesterday some junior high students
ripped me off for some money.
Really? Amazing.
That was great.
Hey.
- My life is over. / - What?
My girlfriend texted saying we should break up!
Let's all die today!
- Let's all die! / - Calm down!
I'll set you up with someone.
I know a good girl.
She's a full-time employee, speaks foreign
languages and looks like a celebrity.
How old is she?
Hey, how old are you?
Why you...
You and I are in this until the end!
Save me!
(Minsang Debate)
Hello, viewers.
This is Park Yeongjin of Minsang Debate.
MERS has the entire nation in a state of panic.
The Ministry of Health and Welfare is under
heavy criticism for not stopping the spread of MERS.
We have comedians Yu Minsang and Kim Daesung
to talk about the government's
crisis management ability.
Minsang, what do you think?
- I have something to say about this. / - Yes.
If the government was quicker to react
I don't think things would've gone this out of hand.
I find it to be quite a shame.
- I see. / - Yes.
Then give a score.
Giving a score is a bit...
This seems difficult for you.
- You don't have to then. / - Thank you.
Zero points?
I never gave a score!
You don't even want to give a score?
They don't even deserve a score?
Minsang, you're sighing at the government's
inability to manage the crisis
- No. / - I see.
I'll ask Daesung now.
What do you think about the government's
crisis management ability?
- I... / - Yes?
Rather than the government's ability...
My dad has no ability...
So, my mom makes money.
The same with my family.
- What? / - We'll start the debate now.
You two will heatedly debate
about the government's crisis management ability.
- Start! / - Goodness!
- Minsang! / - Geez!
I feel you have much to say.
Please let it all out.
Shut it...
So...
There are patients that have been totally cured
so they should try their best and
work 25 hours a day instead of 24...
What are you saying?
I don't know... You say something!
No. You keep talking.
Oh, I hate you so much...
I'm scared to see you in a dream.
You're afraid of camels?
- What? / - Beware of camels?
Geez...
Milk? Don't drink camel milk?
Stop talking nonsense!
Don't talk nonsense about camels?
Hold on. Minsang, are you looking down on
the Ministry of Health and Welfare's MERS
prevention guideline?
What? Where would you even find camel meat?
- He just said he wanted camel meat! / - No!
That's dangerous!
I did not!
Geez... You two have great chemistry today.
Ant?
You're making fun of the Ministry of Health and
Welfare for saying they won't even miss a single ant?
I am not! Stop saying strange things.
Saying strange things?
Strange stories?
The strange stories about MERS is the problem?
So catch the person spreading these stories?
I did not say that.
- No? / - Right.
They should stop MERS before stopping
the person spreading stories?
I see.
It's really heating up here.
Let's hear from the audience.
Anyone? Yes, go ahead.
I'm a university student living in Incheon,
Kim Seunghye.
- Minsang. / - Yes?
I'm a huge fan.
- Really? Thank you. / - I brought a gift for you.
- A gift... / - This is a photo that I took.
Wow, this looks great.
What a great landscape.
- Right? / - Yes.
So...
Who is the most pathetic minister?
- What? / - Answer her. Who is it?
Answer at the count of 3. 1, 2, 3.
You're out of time. Hurry and answer.
Why do you keep giving me a hard time?
Welfare? The Minister of Health and Welfare?
Minister Mun Yeongpyo is pathetic?
No...
I don't know anything about health.
The Minister of Health and Welfare knows
nothing about health?
No! Geez...
Stop it!
The Minister of Health and Welfare should quit?
Minsang, are you insisting that he step down?
- No! / - Go ahead.
Should he step down or not?
Why are you...
- He should step down? / - What's going on?
Are you two enemies now?
Wonsoon? Park Wonsoon?
- What? / - Governor of Seoul Park Wonsoon?
Come on... I was doing well.
Park Wonsoon is doing well?
Even the emergency briefing?
Why are you saying whatever you want?
Why does Park Wonsoon say whatever he wants?
He just made things more chaotic?
No, it's not like that...
If the government was faster at crisis management...
I already talked about that. You're behind.
What?
Minsang, you're saying the government
was a step behind?
I did not say that.
So Park Wonsoon already made the announcement
but the president already gave instructions
so the government wasn't a step behind?
Everything is like this with you!
They're a step behind with everything?
No...
Why are we doing this?
Let's take a break. Time out.
Okay, so to take a break
we'll do a quiz I prepared.
- I like that. / - It's multiple choice.
- Really? / - Choose one of the 4.
Which of these is the control tower?
What is this? MERS... Private cooperation...
What is all this? I don't know!
Don't know?
You're frustrated at the ignorant government.
Geez! Why you...
Minsang, are you cursing at the government?
No!
Viewers, Minsang's cursing is totally unrelated to
Gag Concert's Director Jo Junhui.
I just want to emphasize that these are
Minsang's personal opinions.
This is a pre-recorded broadcast so this will be aired.
- Please be understanding. / - That's ridiculous!
Stop talking nonsense.
Let's talk about something easy and fun.
- Okay. / - Yes.
So as Minsang wanted,
we'll forget about MERS and
just talk about something fun.
Don't say it like that...
We'll do a fun picking game.
Picking?
Here.
I have politics and gift.
I'll mix them up. You choose.
- Come this way. / - Okay.
Here.
I'll mix now.
Pick, pick, pick!
- Pick, pick, pick! / - Stop, stop!
Why are you making it so confusing?
- Choose. / - Hold on...
This one!
- You chose politics! / - Yes!
- Wait! No, no! / - We'll talk about politics.
- No, no, no. / - Minsang.
It's not me. You go.
- Okay, Daesung. / Yes.
Choose politics or gift.
I'll mix now. Start!
- Stop! / - Choose.
You picked gift!
- Wait... / - You picked gift.
Wait, wait, wait!
He's not allowed to say stop right away!
- Why'd you say it so late? / - Really?
- My arms were killing me! / - You just...
They almost became twisted.
- No... Really? / - You should've said stop sooner.
- I'll go again. / - Go again then.
- Yes. / - Politics or gift.
Yes.
- I'll mix. / - Stop!
Choose.
- Gift! / - You picked gift.
Minsang, I have a special gift for you.
Here.
Choose the one you like.
The one you cherish and love.
One you'll wear at important events.
- Wait... / - Cherish it.
- This... / - Choose one.
How can I choose?
- No! You choose! / - Hurry and choose.
I pick D that lives in Seoul.
- What's that? / - The letter D. Everyone knows.
Using initials are all the rage. Don't you know?
Stop talking nonsense! I won't do this!
- Choose. / - No!
Carefully fold these and put them aside.
Careful...
Be careful with those!
I can't do that!
If you can't do that
there is politics left.
- I knew it... / - We'll talk about politics then.
Whenever there is a disaster
the disaster control tower isn't functioning properly.
What do you think about this, Minsang?
What does the control tower do?
What on earth are they doing?
I'm asking what they do.
You think the late text regarding the emergency
from the Ministry of Public Safety
and Security was ridiculous?
No... You say something too.
I'll do what I want. Leave me alone.
The government is doing fine so the people and
the local government should just sit still?
This opinion does not reflect
the opinion of Yu Minsang...
Got it.
- Let's continue with the questions... / - Hold it!
I have something to say.
While MERS is spreading
they're saying that you don't have to wear a mask.
But despite that there is a model citizen that
always wears a mask as a preventative measure
and I wish to reveal who that person is.
Pay attention, everyone.
This is model citizen D!
D again? This is...
Take a look.
To stop the spread of MERS
he's leading by example. How admirable.
I'm curious about who that is.
You can't tell?
He looks very familiar.
Let's wrap up the debate for today.
Minsang made an impassioned speech about
how the people are furious at the government for
neglecting their basic duty of protecting the lives
and safety of the people and that the nation
needs to have a meeting about fundamentals.
When? I never said that.
I'll ask you one last thing.
When do you think MERS will go away?
Why would you ask me that?
Am I the disaster control tower?
"I'm the disaster control tower?"
Viewers, Minsang has just announced that
he will be in charge of the disaster control tower.
What are you saying?
Speak properly!
He'll do it right away.
What?
In the next episode we'll have Yu Minsang
who has declared war against MERS
and bought N95 masks in bulk
and take a closer look at the issue
in the political world regarding MERS.
Thank you.
(Wiggle Wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Yeonggil.
Grab your tool.
Let's go.
Where are we going with these hammers?
To drive nails in the hearts of women.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
I almost got into an accident driving today.
Why?
From looking into the mirror.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow.
- Wow, wow. / - Wow.
- Can't take my eyes off of me. / - Wow.
Stop it.
Hey.
Something totally ridiculous happened
to me yesterday.
What happened?
I was at the clothing store picking out clothes and
an employee kept trying to undress me.
That's because she wanted you to try on
a bunch of different clothes.
No.
She said she thought I was a mannequin.
Wow!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Wow, wow.
Hey.
You heard?
Girls are totally obsessed with
a guy's qualifications these days.
What, Yeonggil?
Do you have amazing qualifications?
I have the qualification that women like best.
A 6-pack!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Get down...
What was that for?
I need to borrow your washboard abs.
I need to do the laundry!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
(Say It! Yes or No)
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Hurray, Korea!
As you can see, we're all one.
We may have grown up in different environments
but we all have the same memories, experiences
and we have done the same things in our lives.
Now we will prove here that we are all one.
If you feel what we say is...
- Oh, that's true. / - Then it's "Yes."
- Come on. No way. / - Then it's "No."
Say it. Yes or no.
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
First, we'll go to our school days.
During our school days
when it was time to clean...
First...
You move all the desks back to clean.
Moving one at a time is a hassle
so you tried pushing them all at once.
But then two would fall over.
- Some always fell. / - This happened.
It did.
During cleaning time
you're supposed to get the brooms.
Hey, get the brooms.
Get one.
If you're the last one there...
You're left with a broom like this.
What is this?
There are no bristles left.
You've used one like this.
As you're sweeping
you get big pieces of trash like this.
You're supposed to throw these out first
but you don't just throw it out.
Never.
If you miss...
You can put it in right there but you try again.
From the exact same spot.
This is when you give up and...
It never goes in!
- Until the end! / - It doesn't go in. This happened.
It has.
So you're sweeping...
Done sweeping...
What is it?
- What? / - Why?
This! This line!
It won't go away no matter how much you sweep!
So in the end you go...
You brush it away. You've done this.
- Yes. / - Yes.
Once you're done sweeping
it's time to mop the floor.
There are variations of this.
First...
This side-to-side type.
The brush stroke.
- The brush stroke. / - The brush stroke.
And...
Taking a walk.
- This... / - Is that a dog?
You're just getting the floor wet.
But...
The masters are different.
A master...
With his stomach!
He pushes with his stomach.
Have you done this or not?
- You have. / - You have.
Yes.
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
This time, we'll unite you through public transport.
It's the bus today.
You're in line to get on the bus.
The bus is coming.
I think it'll stop there so
I'm going to get on first.
- Has this happened? / - It has.
It has.
You really regret it.
- It's happened. / - It has.
- Another one. / - And...
Getting on the bus on a rainy day.
Here's the bus.
Where's my wallet?
- Go ahead first. / - I already got all wet!
Has this happened? Yes or no?
They tell you to get on after you're soaked.
- This has happened. / - It has.
- It has. / - And when you're standing on the bus.
I'm sorry.
It was warm and felt weird.
This has happened. And for a sudden stop...
I'm sorry... Thank you.
This has happened.
It has.
And...
This is when you're standing
next to someone that's sitting.
Have you done this? Yes or no?
- You have. / - You want to look at their phone.
- It happens. / - You're curious.
This has happened.
And lastly...
The bus drivers.
They always do this while driving.
Have you seen this? Yes or no?
You have!
Until the day all of Korea is one!
Say it! Yes or no!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
(No Big Difference)
No big difference. No big difference.
50 steps, 100 steps.
This, that.
Basically, it's the same.
No big difference. No big difference.
This tiger.
Cha Inpyo.
No big difference. No big difference.
This tiger.
Kim Woobin.
No big difference. No big difference.
This tiger.
This guy.
No big difference. No big difference.
But not everything is so similar.
Park Seongho's one step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
Worse than before.
- One step back! / - One step back!
When singers these days
sing their hearts out
Lee Seunggi looks cool
and Yoon Dohyun looks passionate
but Lim Changjung is one step back!
One step back!
Hello? One step back.
No big difference.
A museum exhibit.
A camel.
No big difference.
Don't touch!
No big difference. No big difference.
The exam questions I study for.
Me in variety shows.
No big difference.
Not in them.
No big difference. No big difference.
My friends in high school.
Lotto tickets that I buy.
No big difference.
They're all losers.
No big difference. No big difference.
No big difference in fake couple shows.
I'm so envious of fake couples
on TV shows these days,
they go so well together
and they seem like real couples.
But?
They have separate significant others!
No big difference. No big difference.
Whether it's cold or hot outside...
They always show a swimming pool scene.
No big difference. No big difference.
This is for you, honey!
It was made by the production staff.
No big difference. No big difference.
- Honey. / - You're so pretty, honey.
Cut.
- Good work. / - Good work.
Doing this is...
No big difference. No big difference.
Anyway...
To the production staff...
- That make... / - Fake couple shows...
Listen up!
Don't we make a good couple?
No big difference. No big difference.
We'll date them for real.
No big difference...
Seongho.
You're married.
I'm sorry, my wife!
No big difference. No big difference.
(Fools in Space)
- Byungchul. / - Yes, captain.
Prepare to dock.
- Do we have to? / - Start.
Got it.
Pain relief patch docking, start.
- Get it on right. My shoulder hurts. / - Yes.
You're going too fast, captain.
Check location.
Location checked. Docking.
Failed!
- What is this? / - Preparing to dock again.
That stings!
Docking again!
Forget that!
You can't even stick this here?
- Then just do it yourself! / - Geez...
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
This is the control center...
I'm Jung...
The reception isn't good so it keeps cutting off.
Control center, speak up. What is it?
Did you eat, professor?
We will soon.
Did you guys eat?
We're going to get brisket.
That sure sounds good! I love that stuff!
Brisket is the best cut of pork.
Professor, brisket isn't pork. It's beef.
Professor, brisket...
Sket, sket...
- Dummy, dummy, dummy. / - I'm a professor.
- Professor. / - Dummy, dummy, dummy...
I'm getting mad here!
Did you laugh? You're doing this on purpose!
I think he's doing that on purpose.
- Brisket is beef. / - Really?
Time to eat.
What are we having today?
Can't you tell?
We're having charcoal barbecue...
Flavored tube food.
What is this?
You should've brought some real meat.
The spaceship is small
so I could only bring that.
You should've just put the meat in here!
Oh...
Oh? You just figured it out?
- Yes. / - Can't we get some proper meat?
You know what I mean.
You go to a camp site with fresh water and air.
You put the meat over red charcoal.
Looks delicious!
That's the charcoal!
Wait for it.
You put some sausages next to the pork neck
and some prawns.
You add some salt but make sure to show off.
Hey, that's my move.
You shouldn't use my move.
Then I'll add pepper...
Showing off!
You smell the meat cooking
and when the red juices start flowing you flip it.
You see the grill marks.
The slits in the sausage you made
start to spread open.
The prawns start to turn red
and curl up like this...
Red!
That's charcoal!
Wait for it. I'll give you some.
Open up.
Can't we get some of this?
I asked the space station to send us
ingredients for a barbecue.
Okay, okay.
Barbecue...
Sounds good.
This is Gamma.
I'm coming with your supplies.
Are you bringing the barbecue ingredients?
- Yes, I am. / - Hurry up.
- Got it. / - Sounds good.
Here.
I have pork neck.
And prawns. Your favorite, professor.
I love prawns! How thoughtful!
Such a cute guy.
- Thrusters. / - He had thrusters.
- That was close. / - Sorry.
- Time to eat some meat. / - Yeah.
Put some on the grill...
- Looks delicious! / - Yummy!
- I think the heat is a bit low. / - Yeah?
Goodness...
- This sure looks good. / - Hey.
That's not good enough. Do it like this.
It's hot now.
It's flaming now.
Hey! Bring it back!
You should've left the meat!
He doesn't have his thrusters!
Why'd you blow so hard?
I should blow you out.
You won't go out. Geez...
What will we do about the meat?
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
Professor, your wife is here to see you.
- My wife? / - Yes.
It's me, honey!
I really missed you.
The screen paused.
Leave it.
She looks better like this.
She's the prettiest when she's asleep.
- I love you! / - Goodness!
What were you talking about?
I was saying that I could be really
good to you if I were with you.
Oh, please...
What is it?
When he was on Earth...
- He didn't do any chores... / - Don't say that...
I don't think she's talking!
Stop that and go home! Now!
I'll come every day Seunghwan...
- I mean... Honey. / - What did she say?
Are you laughing?
You should do some chores.
This is Gamma.
Professor, I'm bringing the meat and it's grilled.
- It's grilled? / - Yes.
You should've done that from the start.
- Hurry up. / - Coming.
Here.
- Ta-da. / - That looks great.
Hey.
Don't fly away again.
Go inside.
- Got it. / - Go inside.
- That looks great. / - It's hot.
Wait.
Seeing this barbecue reminds me of when I went...
- Camping and played the guitar. / - Oh, right.
- We have a guitar. / - No way.
A guitar in space?
- In a spaceship. / - A guitar.
A guitar!
Hey!
You should've brought meat instead of a guitar!
- Oh. / - Oh? You just thought of that?
- Yes. / - Geez...
Don't fight.
How about getting in the camping spirit?
Yes!
Got it... 1, 2, 3, 4.
When the windy and rainy sea...
Becomes calm.
3 people!
3 people! 3 people!
(R-Point)
This is R-Point.
156th day of isolation.
Our platoon is starting to go crazy.
Commander, your condition has gotten worse.
- I'm fine. / - No...
- Medic! Medic! / - You startled me...
Salute.
He hasn't gone crazy, right?
Yes, sir. He graduated at the top of his class
in medical school. He's a true elite.
Take a look at me.
Yes.
From your condition...
How is it?
What was it? Oh, right.
- I have to fix this... / - All of a sudden?
Why isn't this turning?
This is a flat-head screwdriver. It's not working.
Give me that.
This is a cross-head screwdriver.
Yes, you tore your cruciate ligament...
What was that?
- He's an elite. / - So that's why?
Treat me.
When you tear your cruciate ligament...
What?
Say something! How frustrating...
I have a question for you.
- How would you insult someone? / - Bite me.
Yes, I'll bite you.
Why would you bite my torn ACL?
Would that make it better?
From my years of experience, it you bite...
- The ACL... / - What?
When I was young
they had livestock next door.
It made this sound...
Like that.
Was it an eel?
How is that an eel? It's a pig.
- What? / - A pig!
Yeah, you'll die.
Hold on!
- He keeps messing with me! / - Calm down!
When is the rescue team getting here?
Are you boys okay?
Who are you?
I've never failed a rescue mission during
my 30 years of service.
I'm Colonel Yun Hanmin.
Colonel Yun, the terrain is so complicated
that we can't find the way out.
Don't worry. I went up a high mountain
and drew the terrain on my body.
If we look at this
we can escape right away.
Good. He drew it on his body.
- We'll look at it to escape. / - We're saved.
- Great. / - Here.
- This is R-Point where we are. / - Yes.
- Go straight down this road. / - Yes.
There's a fork in the road under the bridge.
You can't go down this way.
We will go straight down this way.
- We have to go down... / - No, no!
- You can't. / - We have to escape!
If we look at that and escape
then we'll be out of Gag Concert too.
We're going to die.
- Why did you draw it there? / - Come on!
Save me!
Who are you?
I was captured by the enemy and I escaped.
What a relief.
Don't be so happy.
The enemy will come here for recon soon.
We don't have any way to hide ourselves
so we don't get caught.
- Leave the hiding to me. / - How?
This concealer will hide every
freckle and blemish.
Just tap it on like this.
This thing is a portable dermatologist.
Even Mona Lisa used this to hide her eyebrows
to raise the cost of her painting.
- Really? / - Does this just hide your flaws?
No. If you have a dog at home
use some on it.
- Why? / - This will potty train the dog.
Really?
- But keep this in mind. / - What?
- Don't use too much. / - Why?
You'll be too shy to go out in public.
Let's use this to see which of us two..
- Is more handsome. / - Shut it!
We're not buying.
I hope you put on a snap-back, sunglasses
and blemish balm to go on a blind date
during your leave but
the first thing the girl says to you is,
"Are you a soldier?"
- She caught me! / - What?
Then I'll just deny it!
But you'll say,
"No, ma'am!"
- Totally caught! / - It's a habit...
I'm sorry. I must be very tired.
Are we going to all end up dying at this rate?
There is one way.
That bridge that leads to the enemy base.
If we take down that bridge, we can win.
I'll help with that.
- How? / - You can quit right away...
- With these nicotine patches. / - Why those?
- With those? / - It's not just for quitting smoking.
Stick it on your phone.
Isn't it such a pain when your ex-boyfriend...
- Calls you late at night when he's drunk? / - Yes.
"Suji, are you asleep?"
- It cuts him off right away. / - That does?
Celebrities use it a lot these days.
Lee Hwijae used this to
quit being a womanizer.
Kim Gura used this to quit swearing.
Even Tony Hong used this to quit women.
- That's ridiculous! / - Hold on...
- Let's cut off our ties. / - Shut it!
We're not buying.
Use your imagination for this one.
My imagination?
Your best friend and girlfriend came to visit you
and you're eating fried chicken.
- You drop a piece. / - I drop one...
You bend down to pick it up and you see
the two of them holding hands under the table.
- Traitors! / - No!
I decoded the enemy's coded message.
If we give this to headquarters, we can win!
How do we get this to them?
Leave it to me!
How?
With this spring hairband.
Just put it on
and it pushes your hair back nicely.
I'm going to die with pushed back hair.
Everyone has gone crazy!
(Chicken High School)
Welcome, new students of Chicken High School!
I'm the smartest one here.
I'm Teacher Ticktock.
Let's start class.
Yes!
I'm bored. I'll play a prank.
Jerk! Why'd you hit me?
- Why'd you hit me? / - Hey!
Why are you bullying him?
- Me? / - Don't do that.
I'm sorry.
Geez...
I'm bored. I'll play a prank.
Run away!
Why'd you hit me? Why'd you hit me?
Hey!
What are you guys doing?
Levitation magic!
He's floating! How'd you do this?
Amazing, right?
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
You startled me!
I have 3 legs.
Have a seat so we can start class.
The first class is P.E.
The 2014 World Cup was in Brazil.
Then where is the 2018 World Cup held?
A soccer field.
Good job!
The next class is home economics.
Lemons have a lot of vitamin C.
Then what do watermelons have a lot of?
Watermelon seeds.
Good job!
Next class is social studies.
Our first treasure Dongdaemun is in Jongno.
Then where is national treasure Namdaemun?
Here?
Good job!
As a field trip we're going to a concert.
A concert!
Teacher Ticktock!
What are you doing?
We're going to a concert for a field trip.
I want to go too!
Great!
What are you doing with that balloon?
A hearing test!
Principal.
What's wrong?
What?
What's wrong?
Director, his mic isn't on.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
We're going to a concert for a field trip!
Teacher Ticktock.
- Yes? / - What are you doing?
We're going to a concert for a field trip.
What?
We're going to a concert!
I want to go too.
- Sure. / - I'll hold the balloon.
Ask what I'm doing!
Principal, what are you doing?
A hearing test!
Hurry and do it!
Principal.
What's wrong?
God, please end Chicken High School.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
Today, we'll have a famous
scientist come to our school.
Really?
Teacher Ticktock! Teacher Ticktock!
Hello.
I'm the famous scientist you just mentioned
Half-and-half Chicken.
I brought a cyborg I made for the students.
- Really? / - Yes.
Where's the cyborg?
Hi.
I'm cyborg Half-and-half.
He's hard.
I'm a cyborg so I feel nothing.
Really? That didn't hurt?
I feel nothing.
That didn't hurt?
- I feel nothing. / - Really?
Even if I do this?
I can feel pain, Teacher Ticktock!
- I'm sorry. / - I'm sensitive there!
- I'm sorry. / - Hey, cyborg!
What do you eat?
- I'm a cyborg so I use electricity. / - I see.
I use electricity...
He's out of electricity!
I'll charge you up! Come here!
Have some electricity!
I eat food, Teacher Ticktock!
Why do you keep attacking my sensitive area?
It looks good for pinching.
I'm sorry.
Cyborg.
Hey, what's this button?
Self-defense mode initiated.
- I can avoid any attack. / - Really?
Here I go!
Head! Legs! Head! Legs!
Me too!
Head! Legs! Head! Legs!
What are you doing, Teacher Ticktock?
- I'm sorry! / - How annoying...
Let's go, Half-and-half.
Yes, master.
Let's go, Half-and-half.
- Let's go, Half-and-half. / - Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
We're going to a concert for a field trip.
A concert!
Teacher Ticktock!
You're doing a hearing test, right?
Try popping one. Try popping one!
We'll pop one then!
End of class! Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Yes, yes, yes!